Scooby 🐺

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Bruce: he is here.

Tim: who?

Tim: hello?

Tim: WHO IS HERE? SHOULD I CHANGE INTO RED ROBIN OR NOT?

(Jason came for dinner)

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Bruce: It is over.

Dick: what is over? Is the world over?

Dick: Bruce!?

(The league meeting ended)

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Bruce: it has all gone to plan.

Clark: uh what?

Clark: Batman? Bruce Wayne? Bruce!?

Clark: please don't tell me you've gone evil and are planning to take over the world :(

(Clarks surprise birthday party on the watchtower was all set up)

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Bonus, where daimian who had never used a phone before in his life, also texts like bruce:

Damian: Do not come home

Jason: ...

Jason: why?

Damian: Do not come home.

Neighbour: That little slugger you got there is really something.

Pa Kent: Yeah, he's a cutie.

Neighbour: Takes after your boy, I was just telling the wife that the kid is literally the spitting image of Clark at that age.

Pa Kent: Well actually -

Clark: *bending down to high five Dick for hitting a home run*

Pa Kent, squinting: You don't say.

Barry: I don't know, it has to be some sort of Kryptonian magic biology or some weird tech but Robin is clearly-

Oliver: Oh, come on, Allen, that's not-

Clark, walking into the room sith Dick sat on his shoulders: You just worry too much, Bruce.

Bruce: I just don't consider Funions as a health snack for a growing boy.

Clark: Nag, nag, nag, am I right, Dick?

Dick: *giggling*

Olivier: Yeah... I get what you mean, Kent totally put that bun in that oven.

Alfred, on the phone: The little fella has chicken pox but there's no need to worry Mrs Kent. He should be right as rain in a few days.

Ma Kent: It's so odd, Clark was never sick as a child.

Alfred: Not to dismiss you, Mrs Kent but what does Master Kent's medical history have to do with Master Dick?

Ma Kent: Well, he's his son for a start.

Alfred:

Ma Kent:

Alfred: oh my god I thought it was just me.

Ma Kent: I'm sure Clark and Bruce will admit it soon, they're just taking their time. But it's obvious.

Alfred: Of course, Dick is the literal image of Master Bruce at that age.

No one is allowed entry untill and unless they can produce their very own certified robin-shaped identity card

Whenever someone with even a hint of supernatural powers in them arrives at Gotham, they're first met with Bruce standing at the city border with a notepad in hand

Bruce: State your name and purpose.

Kon: Kon-el, here to hangout!

Bruce: Your Robin?

Kon, flourishing Tim from behind him: Ta-Da!

Tim, waves: Hey Bruce

Bruce: Approved, you may enter

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Hal: Here to investigate a case, Hal Jordan

Bruce: Your Robin?

Hal: I.... don't have one?

Bruce: Denied

Hal: What?! But-

Bruce: Denied.

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Bruce: Yes, Wally, where's your robin?

Wally: Oh shit lemme just- *zaps away and returns with Dick, who was in the midst of brushing his teeth, in a bridal carry*- Here!

Bruce, grumbling a little: Fine. Approved.

Dick: You gotta stop using me as a key already, man

Wally: Blame Bruce.

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Clark: Clark Kent, here for our monthly barbecue

Bruce: Robin?

Clark, producing an actual robin bird: Does this count?

Felinette Month

✨ Day 4 - Love Stinks

From prompts given by @felinettenovember

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Wattpad: smut but for the younger kids. (+ An unholy amount of one direction bad boy fics)

Ao3: gay, Gay, GAY AND MORE GAY with a spice of angst and smut (weirdly professional too)

Fanfiction.net: I... think my mom used this site at one point... (holy shit, is this quality content?)

Tumblr: how much more smut before getting demonetized..? (Mwahaha THE WORLD IS GAY!)

• teens get summer jobs, so Mari and Alya apply at mcdonalds together because its like guaranteed you'll both get hired

• mari ends up becoming a crew trainer and also helps out the kicthen from time to time while alya works up front

• nino is also here and he works drive thru

• and yes nino is a big meme with it... he puts mc in front of everything and will say stuff like beese churger

• chloes dad owns the restaurant they all work at and makes chloe work there to get people skills

•her dad is still lame tho so chloe gets away with a lot

• shes a crew trainer and a mean one, but working customer service teaches her that maybe being mean isn't so great

• adrien admires chloe for working and decides to work there as well

• ladybug and chat noir are still around and ladybug has a big "no dating who i work with" mindset

• but when adrien starts working with them shes like OH NO HES CUTE

• since adrien has traveled so much and is friends with memer nino, he'll make up the most ridiculous foods that he swears other mcdonalds have

• adrien: oh yeah America has the mcdog its pretty good

• nino: I KNEW it was real

• kagami comes in sometimes and she too will mention foods that aren't real

• the smell of mcdonalds lingers when you work kitchen so sometimes ladybug smells like food

• chat: m'lady you smell like fries

• ladybug: *sweats*

• the real reason adrien chose to work at mcdonalds was because his lady smelt like it but friends were a nice bonus

• lila is basically the karen of this au

• lila: I asked for no pickles/the food was cold/I wanted this not that/etc.

• mari: alya I can't take this anymore im gonna spit in her food one day I swear... I won't but boy do I wanna

Adrien: Well, I know it sounds hokey, but the minute I looked into Marinette’s eyes-

Kagami: Marinette??

Adrien: [eyes widen] Uh, s-sorry. Kagami. I meant Kagami.

[meanwhile, at the Dupain-Cheng’s]

Tom, looking at the TV, mouth open wide in shock: What.

Alya, equally in shock: Did he just say-

Marinette: SHHH!

Nadja: I’m sure you did, Adrien. That’s okay. We all make mistakes, right?

Adrien: [sighs] Yeah, and actually, I’m in the middle of a big one right now. Look, Kagami’s a really good friend, but the truth is... I’m in love with a girl named Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

Nadja: Ooh, don’t be bemused, it’s just the news!

Tom, Sabine, Alya and Marinette: [go even further into shock]

TV Adrien: I’m in love with a girl named Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

TV Adrien: I’m in love with a girl named Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

TV Adrien: I’m in love with a girl named Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

Sabine, stopping Marinette from rewinding again: Sweetie, you’re going to break it.