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a lot of men that people online are obsessed with calling daddy are one 'good boy' away from shattering their knees on the ground forgetting their names and panting like dogs. it has to be said.

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

i love you rice with some bullshit

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

Truthfully im 71 an old man and all of this happened long ago