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I will never hate this video

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Out of Context Gravity Falls Sentence Meme
“I ate a man alive tonight.”
“Time to manhandle this…man-handle.”
“Darn beautiful men, always eating out of the trash–Wait, what?”
“And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for like three hours! Bottom line, George Washington was a jerk.”
“Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that every living thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.”
“Totally righteous, bro!”
“The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand!”
“Songs are like hugs that mouths give to ears!”
“Are you sick of piles of owls constantly blocking your driveway?! Well then you gotta get Owl Trowel!”
“You deserve a prize. Here, have a head that’s always screaming!”
“Studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns–in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!”
“I’m a boy now! Wassup bro? Let’s grow some moustaches!”
“I ate a salamander and jumped out of the window!”
“Always sassafrassing the customers with their boomy boxes and disrespectful short pants!”
“Llamas are nature’s greatest warriors.”
“And that’s why we don’t stick our hands in other people’s mouths!”
“What? YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AT THE COTILLION, YOU!”
“I smell…emotional issues.”
“YOUR MATH IS NO MATCH FOR MY GUN, YOU IDIOT!”
“You’ve become your father.”
“The dance floor is a mine field! A mine field!”
“Ugh, we’re behind that old guy. He’s probably going to pay with pennies, or war bonds or something.”
“Woah, that’s amazing! And morally ambiguous!”
“Its like if coffee and nightmares had a baby.”
“Am I a man? Am I a baby? These are legitimate questions.”
“Who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car!?”
“IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!”
“Wanna see my impression of you in 5 seconds? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
“Haha, pain is hilarious!”
“Deer teeth, for you, kid!”
“GAZE UPON DEATH! GAZE UPON DEATH! GAZE UPON DEATH!”
“Help! The nachos tricked me!”
“I’m gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper!”
“Oh no, I think I can hear my uncle. Stay perfectly still”
“They made the house into a robot… Fascinating.”
“I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!“
“Today I learned morality is relative.”
“There’s no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.”
“HOT BELGIUM WAFFLES! Wait…I’m alone! I can swear for real! SON OF A— “
“My heart, once as hard as oak, now grows soft like more of a birch or… something.”
“It’s Heaven’s punishment for our terrible taste in everything!”
“I will pay you to put your shirt back on.”
“Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?”
“Dinosaurs aren’t magic, they’re just big lizards!”
“Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!”
“You can run, but I’ll still be in your nightmares!”
“Sometimes I think: Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we’re all just biding our time until the sweet sweet, release of death?”
“I’m legalizing everything!”
“Man, revenge is underrated - that felt awesome!”
“I think I’m gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.”
“This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing. Good thing I’m an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!”
sans: suppressing all of his trauma, PTSD and emotions from seeing his brother and friends die over and over and never letting them know how much pain and suffering he went through and how he tried to protect them while also being directly related to the cause of their end because he didn’t kill the human like he was supposed to because A. Toriel begged him not to and B. there was the possibility it would be Frisk who he would never want to hurt on purpose and letting everyone harp on him for being “lazy and useless” when in actuality he was doing everything he could in his power
sans: this is fine
the others: finding out despite the severe unlikeliness
sans: aw geez

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*sigh*
“sup.”
“-i’ll spread my wings and i’ll learn how to fly! i’ll do what it takes til i touch the skyyy! i’m gonna- make a wish, take a chance, make a change! and breaaaak aaaa waaayy! out of the darkness and into the sun! but i won’t forget all the ones that i looove- i’m gonna, take a risk, take a chance, make a change- and breaaaak aaaa waaayyyy!”
Posting here because I need more Greg Universe in my life

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I’m sorry I’m still laughing 😂
dadliestvoid:
[ … I JUST HAD A REALIZATION.. DO I EVEN HAVE ANY BONES ANYMORE? OR AM I JUST A SHAPE-SHIFTER THAT CAN CREATE THE ILLUSION OF BONES? ]
[ DO I HAVE A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF BONE MATTER..? OR IS IT COMPLETELY ‘VOID GOOP?’ I SHOULD EXPERIMENT ON THIS.. ]
“dad no.”
dadliestvoid:
he simply snorts.
[ DON’T CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS. ]
“i just call it as i see it, no bones about it.”
dadliestvoid:
[ I DON’T KNOW SANS– WHY DID THE SKELETON GO TO PROM? ]
“cause he had no body ta’ go with.”
“why didn’t the skeleton go ta’ prom?”

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Bone-Crushing Hug
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