Arcane Science of Temporal Exploration

Saw a squirrel today. Looked me dead in the eyes and said "It is the fate of the world to be baptized in carnage". Idk what to do with that

Saw a post that said "if you call yourself a misandrist then I know you're weird about trans women who don't pass" and like. Those are women. Like if someone is a piece of shit to non passing trans women that's transphobia. Not some made up oppression for the men. Trans women are women. Stop trying to claim otherwise.

By saying trans women who don't pass are affected by misandry you have become the one being "weird" about trans women who don't pass

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

Nobody in Weezer even has asthma. I just looked it up. On the information super highway.

But with your help, we can change this. #GiveWeezerAsthma

returns from the level up menu with messed up hair, a strong blush, visibly sweaty and with nipples poking through my blouse

dex again, huh?

No dentist appointment is complete without the knuckle-whitening toe curling agony of having work done while awake I want to ruin my teeth in 2019 so I can feel the blood welling in my mouth like an untapped water source in a cave as the dentist bores holes in me with a drill

I am gainfully employed as the guy (female) who strangles the pigs to death at factory farms

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry