Dumbass

thinking abt when someone rests their head on your shoulder and suddenly you’re barely breathing because you don’t want to disrupt their comfort by moving. will never get over how there can be so much love held in silent gestures.

tumblr is arguing with the dictionary on twitter

staff stop making us look cringe like this

no this is good, now twitter won’t wanna come here

they spelled blorbo wrong

what happene to all the weeb girls lusting after yaoi

they became k-pop fans

joining the war on queerbaiting on the side of queerbaiting

New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

She deactivated today… rip you icon

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

tumblr is such a bizarre kind of social interaction. like. the rules are so different here. I once unfollowed someone because they said prime numbers were ugly and that was simply the last straw for me. imagine hanging out with a friend and getting up from the table and never talking to them again because they told you they hated prime numbers. that’s what I did.

I love the sense of humor in the metal community. Last show I went to was this family, tall powerful mom in old Nordic-style dress with a Mjolnir tattoo watching the merch table & the dad was in full death face paint & spiked arm bands & leather pants etc. performing. At the end of the set, the dad was like “NORMALLY WE HAIL SATAN HERE BUT INSTEAD I WANT TO WISH NATHAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SON, I LOVE YOU. HAIL NATHAN!!” & I looked over to see this bony blonde 13 year old with glasses standing next to his mom just beaming as an entire bar hailed Nathan. It was very cute.