Sophia's Blog

colin mochrie and ryan stiles were kind of the original old man yaoi. to me

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this