Country Boy I Love Youuu

I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.

Not again. Reread OPs name

no shut up let me believe please i need this

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Reblog if sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire.

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

“why are you like that” because im full of love and whimsy and childlike wonder

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler