Strawberry Red

Love it 10/10.

wanting to interact with other blogs but getting anxiety because they’re Cool™ and you’re a piece of lettuce is a very interesting thing to go through every day

#theking 👑💚

Snape wears all that shit to hide the fact that he’s shredded

i overheard hedwig saying he has an 8-pack

hagrid saw him outrun a hippogriff

flitwick says he likes to wrestle with the giant squid

McGonnagall says she’s seen him doing parkour after curfew

hermione says he made a cirque du soleil troupe with the house elves

Harry saw in the pensieve that Snape gives private yoga lessons

neville saw snape glare at a boggart and it burst into flames

Sprout says Snape is immune to the mandrake’s cry

Lupin says Snape bit moony on the full moon and cured him

Snape survived Nagini’s attack, made a pair of tight-ass trousers out of her skin and milked a bottle of her venom to spike his Firewhiskey with.

I’m accepting the au where Snape survived nagini.

it’s canon tho

I mean, the guy is a potions genius who has been around that snake for about two years. You’re telling me he HASN’T been building up a resistance to snake venom?

stopper.  in.  death.

if there is a character who showed loyalty to Dumbledore it is Snape. I imagine him rescued and healed by Fawkes. Makes perfect sense. Sometimes it was more than Albus deserved.

On the potion making side of things, Wormtail was at his house for a long time, Wormtail who knew how to extract nagini's venom. Blackmailing? Anyone? Just me? Ok.