You know how it is

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

Jensen Ackles is like bugs

Rationally I know he's far more afraid of me than I am of him but I still don't want him in my house

like misha collins in season 4 was making too much eye contact or not enough eye contact, wasn’t blinking and stood too close to the person he was shooting the scene with (which happened to be jensen ackles for most of the early episodes) because he was trying to portray an ancient cosmic entity the size of the chrysler building who is beyond human comprehension and possessing a human body for presumably the first time. it wasn’t meant to be gay necessarily, it was supposed to be a creature not quite grasping the subtleties of human interaction and it read as gay because that’s what happens when you stand so close you can track pupil dilation. jensen ackles, however, responded to this acting choice by nervously licking his lips and staring at his coworker’s mouth and swallowing a lot and there is no excuse for this because both he and dean winchester are human beings who know what a boner is. no excuse.

everyone on this post who is like hashtag heller queen jackles this is proof of the jackles longcon has fundamentally misunderstood me. the point is that misha collins was the only one making conscious acting decisions here. jensen was, at best, being puppeteered by a repressed bisexual ghost named dean. at worst he was extremely bad at acting intimidated and just came across as uncomfortably horny the entire time. either way the end result is the same

don't try to make the canon timeline in ofmd make sense. that way lies madness. time in ofmd is vibes. it was 24 hours between YouTube apology and Ned but also three weeks. Ed was dead for days and also hours. before the academy Ed and Stede sailed together for two meeks (month weeks). and so on.

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the best thing about ofmd is that absolutely nobody on the show is cool. blackbeard and jim can manage to pretend to be cool like maybe 70% of the time but at the end of the day ed is someone who says things like "you're a killer, bro" to try to psych himself up and secretly wants his hobbies to be sock-folding and planning talent shows, and jim's idea of a cunning distraction is knocking cups off the table like a cat. everyone else is an enormous gay dork and our hero stede bonnet is 90% pure cringe by volume. and the show says you should love them anyway because there's actually nothing wrong with being cringe. what's so great about being cool anyway. maybe you should try being happy instead.