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My post is awesome!

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho

happens

Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine

Nobody gaf about your eggs if you dont lay an egg with a dope pattern

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

… wat

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly