dahlia

if an app pauses my music under any circumstances I should be sent a written apology from the developers

born to be insane, forced to be nonchalant

No rizz just fear of abandonment

I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me

I should be a shipwreck

legend has it that girl still hasn’t cleared out the 9,000 useless screenshots on her phone

you can determine a person’s character simply by the ratio of useless screenshots to actual photos of their life on their phone. more actual photos of their life? normal person. more useless screenshots? tumblr user.

there's actually a secret eighth deadly sin and it's exactly like gluttony except for textile projects

i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

oh my god and it never ends.

cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder

"this is actually anxious attachment style" no. it's "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder.

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too