in defense of hufflepuffs

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

I like your dad already

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

oh WOW

I love this

LMAO raisins 😩😩😩😩

Gnomeo and Juliet AU where they’re humans living in 14th century Italy

The Lion King but they’re all Danish royalty

10 Things I Hate About You except the whole story is just a play some lord had staged to confuse a drunk guy.

how do boys look good without makeup

One of the realest things i’ve ever read. I think about this all the damn time.