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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I donât care about notes I just want boops
reblog this if you're ok with spam boops i'm about to be such an overachiever
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THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

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Iâm going to see Detective Pikachu tomorrow so in celebration hereâs a Mini Pikachu Giveaway!
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my friend told me that he thought Iâd be the final girl in a horror movie and honestly I think the new trend should be complimenting your friends by telling them what tv trope they remind you of
new ask meme: what character trope am I
Reblog this if youâre pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.
Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right? You canât say âthe ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,â because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.
Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey. Unless the service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever. Itâs annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but itâs how itâs gotta be. 9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster.  Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.
If you want to be friends with me you donât have to be âHi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?â
It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. âMan, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.â And Iâll most likely respond with, âOh shit! What did Michael do now?âÂ
this is such a good post because asking ppl if you can be friends can make them feel so uncomfortable but if you approach them like this its SO EASY to start a conversation and let a friendship develop naturally
yes just come into my messages spilling tea, you donât even have to go to my inbox just go str8 to the messages, letâs skip the first date

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Baby armadillo.
Humans will pet anything.
How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!
â How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!â
It truly is.
I donât know what it is about Star Wars but even if itâs not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean âlook at all the fucks i give anakinâ and âyour poncho is a piece of junkâ and anakin hates sand itâs all just 1000% pure class
YOU CANâT BEAT THIS SHIT
And my new favorite:
Aliens have invaded and are taking over. Their technology, intelligence, and power is unstoppable. They just didnt plan on one thing: The old gods returning.
When they first arrived, we were overjoyed. Proof that we werenât alone in the universe, that there were other races to share and exchange technologies with! Their arrival brought about world peace - with other life forms out there, we needed to present a united front. World hunger and poverty was solved within a decade, a demonstration to our new friends that we were worthy of the responsibility of exploring the galaxy.Â
They disagreed.
They accessed our histories, they saw everything, and they recoiled in horror. They could not fathom the world we had created, and the solutions we had brought about not because it was the right thing to do, but to impress them.
They were not impressed. They told us, regret tinging the translators, that we could not be trusted as keepers of this world. The damage we had done was coming close to being irreparable, and for our own good theyâd need to take over.
I have to say, I agreed â humans are terrible. But the funny thing about humanity is, even if something is right, if it means giving up our control, it is wrong.
We fought back.
At first we fought back democratically. This race that had descended from the stars was peaceful, never seeming to favour violence. We didnât think theyâd start killing indiscriminately. We didnât think theyâd take inspiration from our own history books.
As with so many other things, we were wrong.
An extreme group of humans succeeded in ambushing and killing several of their high-ranking Xenos. Human lives were lost in the process, but the extremists saw that as a necessary sacrifice, a means to an end. The Xenos had been shown that we wouldnât tolerate their kind here, that they should leave and let us get on with things how we always have.
Within days, war had been declared, and we learned why we should have tried harder. Had they decided to simply fight the moment they touched down, to systematically advance and wipe out every human life they came across, we wouldnât have stood a chance. Their weapons, armour, tactics, the sheer firepower and the size of their armies were beyond comprehension. Out of rage and grief, they marched over us, and began the slow process of wiping us out. Bullets couldnât pierce their armour and shields, rockets fell to the ground lifeless, and even nuclear devices were somehow disabled mid-flight.
Still we fought back. Humans never have figured out how to give up when all hope is lost.
There was no formal resistance of rebellion, we simply gathered, fought, and survived where we could. When something new happened, it took weeks, months, to reach every last survivor.
And then, something unbelievable happened.
Stories started filtering through to the pockets of us in hiding, strange stories â a freak electrical storm in Greece that appeared from a clear blue sky and wiped out a thousand of them in less than 15 minutes; Xenos impaled on braches of rare trees, some kind of grisly warning that we chalked up to particularly violent survivors in that area; whole armies frozen to death because the temperature around them had dropped too quickly for their environmental suits to keep up with. Freak weather patterns that worked in our favour, violent survivors, terrain they couldnât navigate. Thatâs what we told ourselves when the stories filtered through.
But then they got weirder. There were stories of Xenos being swallowed by the ground itself. A pack of wolves, larger than anything ever before seen appeared from a crack in a mountain range to storm through an encampment and kill every last Xenos. There was a massive surge in the number of corvids around the world, and they always seemed to congregate where the Xenos were thickest⌠days before something killed everything. Then theyâd vanish, and more corvids would appear somewhere else. Harbingers, just like the old tales.
One day a massive seafaring vessel chasing a fishing trawler was pulled under the water â no reefs or icebergs in the area, and the sea mines had long been disarmed and deactivated. I spoke to a man who had been in the sloop running from the Xenos ship, and he swore blind the Kraken had got it, the tentacles alone bigger than the tiny boat heâd been huddled on. He shuddered and drank too much, and I put it down to hallucinations caused by a bad batch of moonshine. There was no such thing as monsters.
Then we heard about warriors. We heard about chariots, of all things, chasing down whole platoons of Xenos in Egypt, chariots so bright it felt like staring into the sun; a huge hound with three heads was spotted in Greece, a man in shadows and a woman of light removing the leash as Xenos advanced on them; a woman showed up in Iceland standing head and shoulders above the tallest man there, with an army of her own. They didnât seem to fall in battle, and pushed the Xenos back, fighting with sword and shield and spear, a fury that our alien invaders couldnât match.
Humanoid creatures with eyes of fire supposedly began granting wishes over in Syria, as long as your wish was for them to kill your enemies. There were sightings in Ireland of pure white horses, horses that once ridden wouldnât let you off, that dragged people into bogs and rivers. Tales came out of  brazil of monstrously large snakes, sometimes with the faces of women, dragging aliens into the gloom of the rivers and rainforests.
But thereâs no such thing as monsters.
I finally believed when I saw three women facing down the largest army of Xenos Iâd ever come across â at least twelve thousand by my counting. Iâd been running from a scouting party, and when I stumbled out of the treeline onto a road I realised theyâd chased me right into the path of the oncoming horde.
The moment you face your death is a strange one. Everything felt calm except the thundering of my pulse in my ears, and the crows that seemed to come from nowhere to blot out the sun.
Then three women strolled into the road in front of me, placing themselves between me and the advancing army. A young woman, barely out of girlhood; someone who could have easily been my mother; and a woman so old she was almost bent double. It was the oldest who strode towards the mass of Xenos without any fear, leading the other two towards their deaths, and the din of the crows got louder.
The youngest one glanced my way and smiled playfully, and something from my grandmotherâs tales made me flatten myself to the ground, hands clamped firmly over my ears.
The scream started low, in the back of the old womanâs throat, travelling through the ground and making every bone in my body shudder with the vibration. Realisation began to dawn on me as Maiden and Mother joined in with their Crone, and the scream climbed to a crescendo that could have shattered glass. Even with my hands tight over my ears it pierced me to my core, a screaming agony that made me want to curl in on myself and die.
I survived because it wasnât meant for me.
The Xenos, however, felt the full force of the rage these women contained. An entire planetâs worth of grieving poured out of them in this shriek, rooting their enemies to the ground with the difference in tone and pitch between these three women telling their stories.
The mother stood tall and resolute, screaming her grief at these invaders, a mother mourning all of her children.
The croneâs low snarl was that of war. Weary of the fighting but always ready to defend whatâs hers, she growled her challenge, and the Xenos couldnât stand against it.
The maiden was hope, the only act of defiance in a world on the edge of ruin. When everything was dust, when the last stragglers of humanity were contemplating giving up, she was the hope that kept them fighting.
Part of me wondered how many shirts theyâd washed, how many rivers theyâd wept together, before standing up and saying âno more.â
The scream stopped abruptly, leaving me feeling like the breath had all been sucked out of me, a void in the air around me that rushed back in and filled my lungs with a long, shuddering gasp.
I opened my eyes to carnage. The Xenos had died where theyâd stood, their organs haemorrhaging, what passed for blood pouring from every orifice, their eyes turning to liquid in their skulls. Bodies were everywhere, and the crows circling overhead had fallen silent, uninterested in the feast this must have surely been for them.
The Morrigan was one woman now, ageless and terrifying.
âGet up, child.â She commanded, and I had no choice but to obey, trembling legs pushing me to my feet. She reached out a hand, and gently wiped a trail of blood away from my ear. âDid you really think weâd abandoned you?â She murmured, and the crows descended, carrying her to the next battle.
Monsters are real, and some of them look like people. But the Gods are also real, and they still believe in us.
So Iâm still fighting, and my battle cry is full of hope.Â
Wow⌠I have no words. This is just magnificent.
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but youâre still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
#if youâre wondering if this is for you #itâs probably for you
If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

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Update: Sauron is not afraid of hobbits. He was unaware that hobbits existed up until very recently. Â he literally did not have time to be afraid of them, they went from a 0 to 100 threat level in twenty seconds. There he was, minding his own business worrying about the usual Elves and Men when suddenly these kids are on his lawn and now heâs dead, like just;Â
What didâ whoâÂ
did I just get one-shotted by an infant how is this occurringÂ
Honestly I have to love this whole thought process that the Fellowship must have cultivated in Sauron, likeâŚ
âThese children have found the Ring! But theyâre taking it to the elves, of course. I will simply have to catch them on the way.â
âWell, the elves are still not to be trifled with, it seems. It looks as though they have a group of intrepid heroes, how cute! Wait, whoâs leading them? Aw, hell.â
âOKAY! Olorinâs out of the way, and now I can finally kill them all and reclaim the- OH DAMMIT, ITâS IN LOTHLORIEN.â
âWell, okay. Theyâve taken it onward. Curunir says one of the halflings is still carrying the ring, so heâs going to capture them and weâll see how this develops. Thankfully Olorinâs still out of the picture and their little group just shattered into pieces, so thatâs one less thing to worry about.â
âAaaaaand Curunir shat the bed. Excellent. Trees, who would have thought? Okay, so weâre back to plan A: conquer Gondor, because if the Ringâs going to be anywhere, itâll be there.â
âWait, whoâs on theâ Isildurâs WHAT? Ohhhh. Ohohoho. Oh now everything makes sense. Isildurâs Heir is back, and heâs here being all prideful again. Thatâs fine. Really. Iâll just crush him and his kingdom, and then nobody can stop me!â
âWHAT? FUCKING WHAT? THEY SENT HIM BACK? Ugh, alright, alright, Iâm cool, Iâm fine. Heâs still got that stupid wizard costume on, and Iâm still stronger than he ever was. Itâs not like he can come toe to toe with me, even if he does have an army behind him. Thisâll be fine.â
âTheyâre⌠actually marching on the Black Gate? Sweet lord, I didnât think theyâd actually do it! This is perfect, everyoneâs right here! Olorin, the human princeling, most of the remaining fighting forces of Men, all I have to do is kill them now andâ Wait. Someone just put on the Ring. Someone justâ Thatâs a halfling. Theyâre inside the mouNTAIN OH GOD NAZGUL GO GO Gââ
âŚaaaaaand curtain.
you can laugh but that is literally what happened
Geeky Merch Giveaway: 16 prize bundles, 3 winners!
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By following us and reblogging this post before 30th December 2017, 3 lucky winners will have the opportunity to choose themselves 4 prize bundles each. The giveaway is open internationally and winners will be chosen at random.
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Your choice of three pins and/or patches from Band of Weirdos.
Steven Universe bracelet from Plot Bunnies.
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Bundle of 6 mashup prints from Burning Elegance.Â
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