PRESIDENT OF ROSEWATER NATION

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human

OP we desperately need examples

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

not everything... needs to be....... ABOUT SHIPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my psychic powers (which i have due to being aromantic) cause everything in the room to go flying away from me and vaporize the moment they hit the walls due to sheer force)

being home so awesome. i have bed. i could eat frozen pease if i wanhted. 我的pease #wdpease. evil plane gone i am in the beautifulbhometown. so skeepy bed so comfy. wonderful temperature no more europe here is 70 degrees amersican units. nice cool. bed so sofr. sleep well and tomorroww will eat my liaofb. my loaf. 我的loaf. from coffdeesshop. ok tumby post done goidnight

i'm so glad you're home as well because 你 Seems 太累 <3

my heart is full of love for my friends!!!

oh yeah and blood too

my uncle wants to be celebrated on father’s day…..

you don't have to. i've already done that

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

my heart is full of love for my friends!!!

oh yeah and blood too

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

you can use this handy mnemonic to remember the planets of the solar system

mercury penus gearth cars wupiter caturn shuranus weptune iluto wluto mluto bluto aluto rluto bluto pluto