jejune

god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

welcome to my theme park. so we basically let the animals roam around and harm the guests.

Now that we’re over halfway through the year, what do you guys think will be your top song of the year?

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

i just downloaded a pdf and i have my whole life ahead of me to ignore it

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

we need to bring back web weaving in a big way

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

(vagueposting) I saw a post I didn't like

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything