ANTIRIVER

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would you take the scenic route with me or do you have places to be

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

I don’t know of this is my frontal lobe developing or whatever but I’m becoming so self aware

like no offense to your 20s but when you are 27-29 people act like you're an old dog that needs to be put down next week if possible, but when you're 30? that's the youngest type of 30yo you can be

the worst thing you can do is let this world steal your whimsy. protect your whimsy at all cost. don’t let these joyless doofuses steal your magic

My understanders will Understand me

and As Such . My misinterpreters will Misinterpret me . The price for speaking my truth .

becoming a member of the ageing tumblr populace will have you typing shit like 'why am i always buying new tubes of toothpaste' and posting it to your followers with zero thought zero hesitation like yuuuup. really knocked it out of the park with this one

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

the humble woolly mammoth

you don’t need to reinvent yourself this summer; you simply need to return to the things that make you feel most like you

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life