Iridescent Dweeb

Talking to drunk people while sober is always fun cus youre more conversationally powerful than them

This comic will only get funnier with time

How are my sweetie pees

who was the guy who said every indie game is named either "empoisoned" or "swumbles big jumble" . i swear this is a real thing someone said

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

I think the key to writing an evil protagonist that isn't just "villainy is a sports team" is to do the usual superficially charming/funny route or complex motives route, but every once in a while you need to throw in a moment that will have the audience going "Oh fuck, they're really doing this"

not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.

Computers have programs, and demons, and wizards, and overlays. Not apps!!

the only time wayland and i will agree on anything