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[ survey.gendercensus.com ]

The 13th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 13th August 2026.

It’s short and easy, for most participants it takes 5 minutes or less.

After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.

If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful!

Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com

The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.

Thank you so much!

[ Link to survey ]

PS: You can see some regularly-updated statistics about incoming data here, with lots of demography and graphs to peruse!

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

because I was told to by ace

Name: Who knows? We may never find out.

Age: 17

Age I wish I was: 13

Mental age: -4

Favorite animal: KTTY! :3

Gender: I'm a dude......... maybe (Update: I'm genderfluid lmao)

Pronouns: 9/11

Favorite color: PURPLE

Sexuality: Bicycle (This mean bi)

Hobbies: Rotting, Video Games, listening to music, masturbation, arson, Idfk I have a shit ton of things that were hobbies at one point which aren't anymore. Adhd is a bitch.

Music: Hip Hop or Hip Hop inspired music. primarily Odd Future. The screams of the damned aren't technically music but I do enjoy those as well!

Credit Card Number: I don't have a credit card

Address: I don't have allegations

I am diagnosed ADHD and ODD (hehe I'm odd)

Number of times people have read my name as TylerButter: at least 7

I'm bored now so I'm done

Here's a free Feel Good Kitty for everyone! :D

HERE'S THE DEAL: FOR EVERY 10 NOTES THIS POST GETS, I ADD ANOTHER 5 PIXELS TO THE LENGTH OF MY HAT IN THIS DASHING IMAGE