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Jesus Christ. At least the topic’s author understood the fucking joke.

First try, motherfucker!

Eat the goddamned carrot, Sarah.

Baby Geyser sure is a cutie.  He’s got pretty good skills too.

17 passes and 6 horns of plenty that I already had.  When will I get my head out of my ass and stop spending all my passes on divines that aren’t even on my wish list? Not any time soon.

That’s pretty good. Though I always wonder what “___ points for the overall ranking” really means.  How many points do I already have? Is 700 a little? A lot? A medium amount? Who knows...

Well done

I just spent like fifteen minutes earlier today in bidding wars with people where these fucking lines were selling for 50,000-some equus. Now nobody gives a fuck and they’re ending with 1 bid.  Fuckin’ score.

Five hundred elevend.

Damn. That’s 80 passes... You have to get him soon if you keep trying. I think about 50 is the most I’ve ever spent to get a divine out of luck-items. I don’t stop until I win. That’s why I don’t even try when I’m really low on passes.  I’ve got 11.9 passes (1190 “new” passes.) So I won’t be trying for any divine any time soon.

I gotta human being in my “objectives” horn of plenty that I had to open right fucking now. And another horn of plenty to open at a time when it might actually be useful!

Hail Satan.

Good thing I got all these dumb son of a bitches.  They’re kind of more valuable now that passes are harder to come by. I want the rest of the rainbow ones. I’ve got three of eight.

Gopher Boi’s first snack. Fucked me out of six months.

(Same fucking problem as last time. Still hasn’t fucking been fixed.)

It’s not great anymore. I used pass horses until they fucked us out of them. Now I do the objectives and rely on a few divines that give me passes (rainbow ones, Croesus, love ones, and wilds.)

Baby Aries!  My Pisces and Aquarius are parents!!