loud barking

When u breathe in her spores and feel the psychotropic effects as her mycelium begins to grow into your brain 🥴🥴🥴🫠

i don’t think this is usually how sex works

Maybe not wher you come from but i live in the forest and I'm a perfectly normal ant who can be trusted not to spread spores into the colony before mmm climbing as high and high as high as high as i can to and then and then and then and then

I’m so√﹀\_︿╱﹀╲/╲︿_/︺╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\/\︹▁╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔╲▁︹_/﹀▔\⁄﹀\╱﹀▔︺\︹▁︿╱\╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\︿╱\︿︹_/▔﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\╱﹀╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹▁︿⁄╲︿╱﹀╲

hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024)

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

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*wizard intercom* hello passengers—it’s the wizard again. guess who i just de-aged 36 and a half years