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Soooo untrue, worstie <3 *draws my blade as my life bar appears on the bottom of your vision*

i think the steve jobs “reality distortion field” thing has less to do with him having superhuman charismatic abilities and more to do with him holding vastly more wealth than everyone around him and direct control over the livelihoods of his employees

“steve jobs was so charismatic he could reject a proposal from an employee and then propose the same idea to them again later and make them think it was his idea” or maybe the employee just didn’t want to get into an argument with the guy who ran the entire company he worked for. just a thought

my housemates food delivery came with a cup of soup that she didn’t order, with a label on the cup from a restaurant that has soup nowhere on the menu. i’ve been mentally debating for like an hour about whether or not i’m going to eat it.

it’s pretty tasty

So many situations in movies where there’s something scary happening and the women are in hysterics but the men are completely calm.. doesn’t seem realistic at all

have u ever seen a man be minorly inconvenienced….catastrophic

Humans are cool and good actually it’s just colonialism and capitalism that you’re mad at

We’re made to tell stories and braid each other’s hair and build things and fucking help people and we’re just as much part of the earth as all the other living organisms on this bitch y'all just made guns and money and decided the world is something to conquer welcome to my tedtalk

Who’s going to tell this person that abuse and bullying and fucking… homicide are still problems even if they’re not happening along the lines of systemic power structures

What the fuck are you talking about. Where did I say they aren’t hello…………. What is it about the statement “being evil isn’t an inherent trait natural to the entire human race” that makes everybody want to burn me at the stake. Is it because you’re christians

Gay/gay friendships progress on an entirely different timeline. One hour after the first “hi” you’re already spilling all your trauma

a week in and im telling you about dead russian czar’s preserved appendages

eventually, you learn each other’s names

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

The way they don't process how the immediate influx of cash can, if used right, lead to getting the book, or having the credit score, or even having an actual meeting with a celebrity (since he's also a businessman) is always gonna stab my brain the wrong way

I thought this was just Tyra talking to Ben Stiller