do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

Lol same

ME

this is sorceress who lives alone on an island turning men into pigs erasure

john mulaney looked so stunned to win the emmy because now his immortal life is recorded in history, so 100 years from now when a historian asks him why he looks so much like that emmy award-winning comedian, he’s going to have to throw his money clip in order to distract them

Now he’s thrown them off their rhythm

Stop

Let them speak

peak comedy is realizing people from your high school are trying to become social media influencers 

@carlos-palmer-thescientist

Someone needs to film this, put it on youtube, and register it as an ad and run it against everything.

Oh god imagine the confusion that would ensue

Iconic

Another day of being gay in theory and not in practice