Miles_T3hR4t

*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*

I thought it said "the plot chickens" and I got so excited

Plot chickens are like plot bunnies but violent

you where supposed to be writing a novel, This is just a plate of chicken paprikash!

how long are radio stations gonna say “80s, 90s, and today!” We’ve entered the third decade of “today”

They don't reset until 2040, then it will be "20s, 30s, and today!"

which will still be the 80's 90's "and now", because the 20's have been the 80's and 90's.... it's a russian nesting doll of the 80's

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

maaaaan can I go back to 2014?

I hope they go bankrupt

Agreed

I think they abandoned this when word got out

Still should be punished for even thinking of it.  Go find a better payment processor that won’t steal from you if you disagree with them.

I mean, the alt-right tried to find an alternative payment processor, and that went so badly for them they tried to make their own payment processor, which also went badly for them. What makes you think it will go any better for you? these companies are anti-sex so much more than they are anti-far-right.

can u imagine if comic sans had. serifs

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

That’s awesome, don’t come looking for trouble if you don’t want some…

i love it

To understand how ridiculous this is, the first successful powered airplane flew this same year, 1903

how do newspaper clippings from a hundred years ago violate community guidelines

because it says the NYT was wrong.

op im going to remove your left tibia

op im going to give you my spare tibia

op i will die for you

I didn't get this kind of response when I did that to nickelback's photograph...