How Do I Know You Again?

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

Ah you’re watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons

this is the jock equivalent of those ‘weeb trying to talk about sportsball’ posts

Thanks for the art

#God be with you poor miserable bastards #come back alive

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

I literally think I last saw this video when tumblr was actually in that format! Thanks, I love it 🤣

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true