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do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
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Hello! I'm not sure how else to start this but I need to apologize for something I did 12 years ago. I was writing fanfic for another fandom and straight ripped out the carousel scene from American Gods. And the worst part is that I knew most people in said fandom probably hadn't read American Gods so no one would pick up on it š¤¦āāļøAnyway, I developed a guilty conscience soon after and deleted the fanfic, but to this day I feel very guilty and needed to get this horrible story off my chest.
You don't have to apologise. If it's any consolation, I still feel guilty for winning a writing competition at my school when I was 12 with a Marv Wolfman horror comic plot in which a grizzled old prospector turned out to be a vampire, and when I told him, apologetically, many years later, Marv Wolfman seemed very puzzled and a little amused that I was apologising.
Young writers borrow things, like plots and characters, and try them on, like kids trying on adult clothes to see how they look in them.
you gonna bac up your claim that cisgender straight people who lack sexual attraction have always been queer? or is speaking out your ass all you can do
Sure! Letās go! Iām always up to stretch both my lgbt history muscles. Sorry if it took awhile but I am passionate about this stuff and wanted to do some good writing and find some really great sources for you! š
In 1869 a humanitarian and journalist named Karl-Maria Kertbeny published pamphlets to oppose the sodomy law in Prussia. In these pamphlet he is widely regarded as beginning the terms āhomosexualā and āheterosexualā in the academic mainstream; though, it is likely these were lgbt terms used long before that time. In this same pamphlet advocating explicitly for gay rights, Kertbeny refers to those who engage only in masturbation and not in sex with others as seperate from straight people, coining an entirely different term: āmonosexual.ā Now, this term is outdated and widely used the m-spec sub community to refer to straight, gay, and lesbian folks lacking multi-gender attraction, but he states very explicitly in all his work that this term is meant to refer to people we would now understand to be asexual.
A little later, in the 1890ās we have sexologist, founder of the Scientific-Humanitarian Committee, and an openly gay man himself, Magnus Hirschfeld. He published his work āSappho and Sokratesā: a pamphlet he wrote with the task of explaining the lgbt community to straight people. He makes multiple references to and defences of what he called āanesthesia sexuals.ā Again, an outdated term, but as you can see, both gay advocates and straight allies referenced us as being part of the community like it was nothing.
Meanwhile, we have the lovely Emma Trosse, an academic peer to Hirschfeld. She discussed gay rightsāespecially the rights of lesbians and non-binary peopleāvery openly and wrote multiple papers on the subject. But at her heart, Trosse was a researcher, and so her most famous work, naturally, was an indepth study of what she referred to as ācounter-sexualitiesā as stand in for what we now know as the broader lgbt community. In this work she coins the phrase Asensuality, stating āthe author has the courage to admit to this categoryā officially coming out in her own study! Damn lady! We love her. The Schwules Museum (literally the Gay Museum), a famous German LGBTQ+ museum dedicated to collections focusing on the history of lgbt research, features her work prominently. She also holds the distinction of having been banned as a ādegenerateā author in Austria-Hungary, the German Empire, and Russia for that very work. On top of that, she was the first woman on record to have a treatise in defense of lgbt people and our community published in 1895, even before her colleague Hirschfeld had his first works published.
As you can see 19th century Germany was a hub of lgbt theory, research, and activism still studied by lgbt historians today. It is widely credited as being a period of time that brought our history into print and the mainstream. And ace people, as I noted before, have been involved both in mention and in activism from the beginning according to both prominent allies, gay folks, and ace folks who were scholars during this period.
But, now lets move over with a bigger hop to the sexual revolution in America; which mirrored the German one in many ways! This is the period of time a lot of people, especially americans, think of as the start of our mainstream historyāwhich as you can see a very americancentric idea, but I digress. Even here we have asexuals represented among the community by diverse members of the community.
Youāve probably heard of the Asexual Manifesto, written by Lisa Orlando and published by the New York Radical Feminists. A very important document to ace-spec people, it defines us as a sexuality seperate and distinct from straight; but you arenāt interested in what we have to say about ourselves and our experiences so lets move on to other lgbt people validating us.
Kinseyāhimself an m-spec or multisexual personārecognized us in his research, which he picked up from at the point our lovely Hirschfeld left off, basically. This was later expanded on by Michael D Storm, author of Theories of Sexual Orientation. He reimagined the Kinsey Scale as a two dimensional map, which became the beginnings of the modern Kinsey Scale used in the lgbt community today. He posited it was better able to distinguish asexuals from m-spec people as it defined them less based on sexual preferences, or lack their of, based in gender (which would put both sexualities squarely in the centre of the 1D scale), and more on their self described experiences of attraction. So thatās right, you read correctly; the latest rendition of the Kinsey Scale was created in response to a piece that was published after Kinseyās original studies specifically to better include asexuals who were already featured in the study and scale.
Then we move to the āThe Sexually Oppressed.ā Published in 1977, it was a book that did exactly what it set out to do: describe people who were oppressed by heteronormative society and their struggles. It was published by social worker, Harvey L. Gochros and featured the work of Myra T. Johnson in a piece describing the way in which mainstream culture affected asexual women specifically, and how straight feminists often shamed and gatekept them from liberating movements, while straight men continued to be an omnipresent threat via corrective assault and forced institutionalization. It was actually a text book in my college, very good readāgoes into the ableism present in sexual oppression as well. I highly recommend it.
Also, just as a bonus, Iāve included an extra link below to āOn the Racialization of Asexualityā by Ianna Hawkins Owen. She goes into depths about how the allosexual vs asexual discourse we see starting in America in the 70'sāwhich has turned into the modern global āace discourseā of todayāstarted with nationalist discussions that have their roots in white supremacy, the white construction of binary womanhood, and chattel slavery. An offering from my university days.
Anyways, I hope you and any other lovely readers who come across this enjoy and educate yourselves a bit. Knowledge is power!
P.S. I could not find āThe Sexually Oppressedā available online for some reason (but mind you, I am very bad at computers) so I linked a website that should show you the nearest library in your area that carries it. Itās a very popular social work read.
https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/03/asexuality-history-internet-identity-queer-archive.html
http://csclub.uwaterloo.ca/~pbarfuss/Asexual-Manifesto-Lisa-Orlando.pdf
https://books.google.ca/books?id=XbgTAwAAQBAJ&pg=PT113&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false
https://books.google.ca/books?id=IH2GCgAAQBAJ&pg=PA122&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false
https://www.worldcat.org/title/sexually-oppressed/oclc/925168401&referer=brief_results
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Text SHARKATTACK to 40649 and sign the pledge!š¦
or we could let an unnecessary danger to swimmers die.
No the fuck we canāt. Because last I checked humans donāt own the fucking ocean, and last I checked, theyāre IMPORTANT apex predators, a super necessary part of the ecosystem. Not to mention NEW YORKERS bite 10x as many people as sharks do a year. More people die from lightning and fireworks than form sharks.
Sharks arenāt a problem. They never have been. People are.
if you swim where the sharks are, itās on you buddy, the animal gotta eat you donāt gotta swim
To @keyhollow let sharks die naturally, donāt go hunting them. Last I checked thereās no such thing as an important apex predator. Why on Earth are New Yorkers biting people? Know what we did to lightning? We found ways to deal with them. Iād say firework damage is usually from stupidity.
To @jeza-red so nobody can enjoy the beach now. The animal doesnāt got to eat innocent bystanders that are definitely not fish.
Iām gonna ignore 95% of that and focus on the apex predator part.
Theyāre super important because they control prey animal populations, of prey animal populations get out of control it can heavily and possibly irreversibly damage flora, other fauna, and land. A keystone predator is literally irreplaceable
AĀ ākeystone predatorā is nowhere near irreplaceable.
Do you know what keystone means??
First off, calling something a keystone predator is erroneous at best. Second, keystones can be replaced.
No
You literally just have no idea what youāre talking about.
https://eu.oceana.org/en/importance-sharks-0
http://www.sharksavers.org/en/education/the-value-of-sharks/sharks-role-in-the-ocean/
Sharks play a critical role in keeping our oceans healthy and in balance because most shark species are at the top of the marine food web.
The Importance of Sharks
@miasmicsiren If youāre too stupid to read adult content, thereās even a childrenās book on the subject!
Cherrypicking sources from shark apologists wonāt work for you either.
Ah yes.Ā āShark apologistsā. Those who defend the problematic behavior of *checks notes* preserving species and protecting the ecosystem.
Whatās with all these bitches who saw Jaws once and feel like every shark needs to die
What in the fuck is this bitch talking about āKeystone predators can be replacedā WHAT
Iām still stuck onĀ āShark Apologistā
Reblog if youāre a Shark Apologist
Remember when they reintroduced wolves to Yellowstone and they fixed a whole MESS of shit that nobody even realised they would fix?
I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldnāt see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like āuhā¦hi?ā And she said āI made you, do you know that?ā And I nodded and she was like āI hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please donāt break my heartā. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Meanā¢ļø????
polar opposite of this post
inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this
This is really beautiful!!!
like imagine thor finding out humans can survive a 15,000 ft fall if their parachute malfunctions but if they hit their head at a certain angle a few foot fall can kill them
bruce: ppl can die from getting scratched by a rusty nail but there was also a guy who amputated his own arm with a pocket knife after being trapped by a boulder for six days
thor:
bruce, who had just finished explaining That Time in college when he was super drunk and fell down three flights of stairs without sustaining any injury: that was around the time my aunt died from scrapping her hand on a rusty nail bc her tetanus shot wasnāt up to date
thor:
Bruce: Humans have been observed to flip a car to the side by themselves to save someone whoās trapped underneath.Ā
Bruce, 1 minute later: Thor, can you help me? This flower pot is so heavy.Ā
Thor:
My isolation buddy is taking up the whole couch! Rude, heās lucky heās so cute š

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Henry explains everything you need to know about the Witcher's swords ___āļøāļøāļøāļøāļøšŗšŗšŗāļøāļøāļøāļøāļø___
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[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his momās tummy so heās still all dry and fluffy. Ā She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]
Now this is quality content.
my heart feels so warm seeing this
I will always reblog this. OTTERS!!!!
Add these to the āList ofĀ Major News Outlets Recognizing That Disney Has Fucked Over Itās Two Best Relationshipsā
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i like to imagine that clark kentās search history is mostly normal but then thereās stuff like āimproved superman costume concept artā because he wanted ideas
#what would you even do as an artist #if one day superman is just wearing a costume that is clearly your design #like superman was clearly looking at your deviantart #there is a chance that superman saw that art you drew of him kissing batman #why is he wearing the costume you designed #is he trying to send a message #is he saying that he really does smooch batman #did superman see your kryptosona #how much does he knowĀ
someone said they wanted to be able to reblog this with my horrible tags
no but like⦠do you sue him for using your designs? Do you politely ask him to stop using your designs? Do you ask him for license fees when the Superman merchandise adopts your design as well?Ā
i am absolutely sure that he would find one with an artistās comment/description that included āhey superman if youāre reading this feel free to use this anytime ok ;3ā³ and he would say āoh man thatās so thoughtful, thank you weedhorse69, I think I willā and like how do you explain in court that you, weedhorse69, did not intend for your statement to be any kind of contractual offer because you did not think he would ever find your public internet post with his name all over it
#people are reblogging the version of this without my final addition#offended that i would suggest clark kent wouldnāt credit the artist#missing what i consider to be the obvious facts of the matter#itās probably a costume designed out of pure thirst too like#weedhorse69 is gonna keep his mouth shut because this way he gets to watch superman#running around town in a costume that really shows off his biceps and abs#he thought it looked summery#the league holds an intervention asking him to please stop wearing it#he does not stop no one can stop him#batman v superman II: clark please put on a real shirt
tumblr is garbage and likes to resize everything and readmores donāt work on mobile anyway so you all will just have to click through if you want to read weedhorse69ā²s chatlog screenshots
THAT CHATLOG THO
reblogging for that goddamned chatlog, obvsly
This ⦠is the best thing ever and I am specifically pointing @hyperewok1 and @true0neutral at it but EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THE CHATLOG.
Okay Iām not kidding, read the chat log it is so amazing and hilarious.
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