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unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir

I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

Yeah man, this wizard conference is such a drag. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "Hastened Networking" or something, and suddenly everyone in a 20 foot radius was holding a copy that dude's business card. Nobody even acknowledged the quality of his card, that's how common this is. I'm over here casting Handshake and level 2 Small Talk. I think I just heard "Power Word: Video Call" two groups over. I gotta get a new job.

drink my concoction boy

Please, use commas

drink him

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

citationless behavior

sourceless behavior

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

the smuckling smumbler