Strange Spaghetti in this Solemn City

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

People get so fixated on the rehabilitation of convicted criminals. Nobody ever talks about rehabilitating law abiding citizens. This is because law abiding citizens are a lost cause. The law abiding citizen is beyond redemption.

Imagine if Rod Serling’s presence was diegetic. Like you’re one of these poor saps in the twilight zone just walking along obliviously, then out of nowhere you hear someone start talking about how sad your life is, and a man in a suit holding a cigarette steps out of an alley and continues poetically dunking on you while staring into the middle distance.

I think there are a few episodes where he gets interrupted during his closing narration.

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

👆 THIS 👆 👏👏👏

Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

need double of whatever cocktail they’ve got u on

she can reclaim faggot for this one

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

thats not a fag thats a canvasser for clean water action

this is like the boy version of “this is the butchest girl twitter can handle before they start getting scared.” that is a masc guy wearing a daisy pin

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

There was really no winning that one

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…