I’m hosting a birthday party! For my birthday. Because it is my birthday.
Uh- I don’t know why I’m feeling so awkward and embarrassed about this, or why I’m letting it show instead of making a party invite like I normally would. It’s not like I haven’t planned and sent out invitations to parties before- I suppose I’m just in a strange mood today.
It’s going to be at the same bowling alley I hosted Christmas at- the one on Ambiguous Avenue. It’s probably a bit of a surprise that I’m not changing up the venue, but I’ve really taking a liking to the place, so I decided to host it there! I do have snacks- there’s a grocery store I’m not banned from about 0.3 kilometers away, and I grabbed everything I could from there- which was mainly chips, candy, and soda. I might also hire a caterer later- but if anyone’s willing to volunteer to bring food and/or snacks, it would be much appreciated!
I’d also appreciate a cleanup team, once the party dies down. I don’t know exactly which time this will be, so I’ll just say that if you’re an insomniac, you might want to volunteer for that! Or- you might not want to volunteer for that, but there is a chance I will need a few people to, so there is also a chance I might just pull you over and ask later.
I know all of this is very short notice- I didn’t really think to plan one until this morning, when I realized that I actually have both the free time and friends willing and happy to come to justify the idea of a birthday party. Or- I’m assuming I have willing and happy friends- but if anyone’s unable, or doesn’t want to come, that’s alright, too! However, I would be happy to see everyone who’s seeing this post there, if they’d like to be! Acquaintances, friends, rivals, friends of friends- everyone! This includes @kazueslament @house-anon @not-a-silly and YOU! I just tagged those three because I’m not sure if they would know they could show up without my explicit approval. However, I’m giving blanket explicit approval to everyone I don’t have blocked anyways, so that probably doesn’t matter. I don’t know. Bring plus ones! Plus twos! Plus fives! Plus- however many you want!
I will say that, if you do show up, there might be loud noises and bright lights- characteristic of a party. There will also be a chance you will lose a round of bowling. Oh, and I might join in on your unrelated conversations. I thought I’d add those disclaimers in case anyone dislikes these things and wants to be aware. Feel free to come and leave anytime you want- I’m kind of already at the venue as I type this post, so feel free to show up anytime! Uh- yeah! Thank you!
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