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four noobs huddled around a campfire telling each other scary stories about the mad troller

leave no noob unpwned

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

Sorry boss i cant come into work tomorrow the old jolly king just slapped his belly and leaned back in his chair with a big leg of lamb in his hand and loudly declared that the festivities shall last all through the night

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio