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Hey, it's your not-so-friendly neighborhood vigilantee.

Putting out updates about the news and stuff in Gotham.

You can ask for advice or jobs if you want. If it's a job say how much you'll pay as well.

I'm not doing anyones homework for them. My brother spread a rumor that I'll do english papers for kids. It's a lie, unless you pay well.

If you want to work for me, I'll probably hire you as long as you reply

No:

Personal questions about my family and shit

bigots. I'll block you, than track you down, than break your bones

People who speculate about me real identity (the answer is the guy who f*cks ur mom)

Any compliments for the Wayne family, stop telling me Bruce Wayne is hot. He is not and I don't want to hear it

Enjoy this page, or don't, but thanks for reading

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#red hood #dcu comics #dcu #batfamily #best robin #dc rp blog #intro post

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star-city-stray

Hey kid, any chance you know where your dad is?

I need to have a quick talk with him and I can't find him, how you doing.

@hottestzombie

Hey Jay! Last I saw he was at our apartment in Gotham. Do you want me to call him for you?

hottestzombie

Honestly if you could that'd be nice.

We were supposed to meet up for patroling but he ditched, wouldn't be suprised if he fully slept through the day again.

Either way it was nice seeing you again Li,

hottestzombie

I was only gone for like 3 years and it seems that Batman's gotten a hold of many more children during that time.

Can we please do like a countoff or something?

Gather a council?

There's more vigilantes under Batman than there are polititions in the Senate

ooc: if you're a rp account pls interact so I can find you all, expecially all the people being non-canon characters <3

modronman

[CORRECTION]

there are more vigilantes under user BATMAN than there are politicians in the Senate

hottestzombie

If we all teamed up we could deadass overthrow the big bad Bat and the US government.

@brucetwayne-official

@donald-trump-official

hottestzombie

I was only gone for like 3 years and it seems that Batman's gotten a hold of many more children during that time.

Can we please do like a countoff or something?

Gather a council?

There's more vigilantes under Batman than there are polititions in the Senate

ooc: if you're a rp account pls interact so I can find you all, expecially all the people being non-canon characters <3

angelofmercy-angelofdeath

He's less of a father, more of a 'Gendo Ikari' figure...

Especially with Azrael.

hottestzombie

Ok well the real question than is why is he interacting with so many children as a grown man?

fuckingotham

Sorry I haven’t posted much, I got very caught up at work. But fun story, Red Hood apparently is at a bunch of the drag shows downtown, like a few months ago when I was there I saw him, and then someone got a video of him at the one last weekend and put it on TikTok

hottestzombie

Why am I there?

I'm there to see the show. They're talented and it's fun and some of the most chill time i get to have in a year.

#drag show #red hood #red hood rp #batfamily

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I was only gone for like 3 years and it seems that Batman's gotten a hold of many more children during that time.

Can we please do like a countoff or something?

Gather a council?

There's more vigilantes under Batman than there are polititions in the Senate

ooc: if you're a rp account pls interact so I can find you all, expecially all the people being non-canon characters <3

hottestzombie

Hey, I'm bored & pissed at Batman rn.

Anyone want to be hired to be my goon\a new teenage sickkick for a short while. I promise I will keep you 100% safe unlike what someone failed to do

thefateofgotham

And over here, children, we can see the lingering effects of childhood trauma and parental issues manifesting as repetition compulsion and maladaptive reactance.

hottestzombie

That felt unneedlessly targeted.

I go to your therapy session, I don't have anymore trauma

thefateofgotham

Therapy doesn’t take away your trauma, it teaches you how to deal with it. Did you Google the words I used?

hottestzombie

Happy???

#get me out of here

hottestzombie

Hey, I'm bored & pissed at Batman rn.

Anyone want to be hired to be my goon\a new teenage sickkick for a short while. I promise I will keep you 100% safe unlike what someone failed to do

thefateofgotham

And over here, children, we can see the lingering effects of childhood trauma and parental issues manifesting as repetition compulsion and maladaptive reactance.

hottestzombie

That felt unneedlessly targeted.

I go to your therapy session, I don't have anymore trauma

#red hood is objectively the best #take that therapy

Hey, I'm bored & pissed at Batman rn.

Anyone want to be hired to be my goon\a new teenage sickkick for a short while. I promise I will keep you 100% safe unlike what someone failed to do

#red hood rp #red hood goons #teenage sickkick #hiring #batfamily

verdant-star

Reblog this post if you're okay with being notification spammed and want people to interact with you

I know I sure do! @ me in things, bug me to reply to stuff, flood my askbox. The whole nine yards.

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thefateofgotham

As part of a dare-to-reveal: My favorite vigilante is actually Oracle but my favorite person who happens to be a vigilante is the person behind Robin.

hottestzombie

the second robin right?

thefateofgotham

Depends on if you show up to our next session or not.

hottestzombie

...

This feels like a trap.

But I'll come if it means I'm better than all those other demons.

@supermans-fave-vigilante @theoriginal-robin-ofgotham @no-spleen-just-trauma @batmanasks

theoriginal-robin-ofgotham

Excuse me? I'm the favorite. I attended all the sessions I had.

thefateofgotham

That’s not why you’re the favorite, but it’s a great point in your favor!

theoriginal-robin-ofgotham

Oh? You hear that @hottestzombie ? I'm the favorite.

Wait, what else could be the reason?

thefateofgotham

Come to our next session not covered in blood and I might tell you. And don’t let it go to your head kid.

theoriginal-robin-ofgotham

Now when have I ever entered the session covered in blood, pray tell?

thefateofgotham

You knocked yourself out immediately afterwards and I had to deliver you to the manor. Actually, looking back on that, I believe one(?) of your brothers was chasing you. Now that I think about it, what were you doing?

hottestzombie

What happens in the manor stays in the manor

#family drama #Damian is the devil's child

Hi, your really really pretty. Can we be friends.

@hollow-mercy

Thanks for that, I didn't know I had fans.

I mean s long as you don't do drugs than sure.

#red hood rp #gotham city #batfamily

thefateofgotham

As part of a dare-to-reveal: My favorite vigilante is actually Oracle but my favorite person who happens to be a vigilante is the person behind Robin.

hottestzombie

the second robin right?

thefateofgotham

Depends on if you show up to our next session or not.

hottestzombie

...

This feels like a trap.

But I'll come if it means I'm better than all those other demons.

@supermans-fave-vigilante @theoriginal-robin-ofgotham @no-spleen-just-trauma @batmanasks

supermans-fave-vigilante

RUDE???

hottestzombie

Sorry man, I speak the truth.

Maybe if you'd gone to therapy after running around wild at 9 without pants on while looking like a traffic light, you wouldn't be a grown adult man doing flips in spandex as a hobby

#nightwing needs therapy

thefateofgotham

As part of a dare-to-reveal: My favorite vigilante is actually Oracle but my favorite person who happens to be a vigilante is the person behind Robin.

hottestzombie

the second robin right?

thefateofgotham

Depends on if you show up to our next session or not.

hottestzombie

...

This feels like a trap.

But I'll come if it means I'm better than all those other demons.

@supermans-fave-vigilante @theoriginal-robin-ofgotham @no-spleen-just-trauma @batmanasks

#demon children #damian al ghul #robin with a sword #red hood is objectively the best

thefateofgotham

As part of a dare-to-reveal: My favorite vigilante is actually Oracle but my favorite person who happens to be a vigilante is the person behind Robin.

hottestzombie

the second robin right?

#oracle is awesome #red hood

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When I said ur hot before, I meant you’re a hot topic in the psych ward

Get therapy 🙂

Are you one of my siblings?

I'm literally not emo, I just wear a lot of black. Go to the psych ward yourself.

Nerd

#red hood rp #batfamily #dc comics

tjwayne

guys i just bought a pack of 25 very strong weed brownies imma go eat them dont come into my room no matter what you hear

im gonna have some fun😙

im not sharing so fuck off

hottestzombie

Gimme some

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