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I am 23 years old, and I use any pronouns.

I am poly and pan.

I've lived in Gotham my whole life, meaning I have run into quite a few vigilantes, but I do try to stay out of their way. Fun fact, I have Nightwing's phone number. I actually don't remember why or how I got it though.

I'm an assistant coach for the Nighthawks swim team.

I have quite a few pets, an axolotl (Crush) and two dogs (Arlo and Oscar). Oscar and Arlo are old men and I love them to death, and Crush is just a little guy.

If anyone makes a Jonathan Crane joke to me, I will light you on fire. Not all psych professors at GSU go insane and try to do unethical research, Okay? Okay.

Oh yeah! I’ve run into Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn… or well I guess they showed up when I was getting harassed by this weirdo on my way home. Harley knocked the dude out cold and then they both walked me home which was nice. They are pretty cool.

Ran into scarecrow once. All I will say is that my threat about throwing bricks at him remains on the table.

Why the [Beep] do you still live in that city?!

I mean, I get Batman is cool, Red Hood is punk as f**k, Nightwing is best Boi, Robin is a menace, Spoiler is fun, Black Bat is.... scary, but other than that, why live in this government-forsaken, Superman-forsaken, every diety-forsakened city? Is it like a badge of pride at this point or just huberous?

I mean, I grew up here and my only family is here. Also it’s not pride or hubris or whatever. Gothamites care about each other in our own ways, and Bruce Wayne has worked out a bunch of social programs to make sure low income, single parent, and marginalized communities are taken care of. We may have a bunch of super villains, but at least I know that there are things in place if I can’t pay rent next month.

Mm.. nah I’m not super worried about it actually. Thing about it is that they’re vigilantes, they probably run through phone numbers like water. I just said that I have it, but tbh I can’t even confirm it’s active.

I’ve lived here my entire life so I actually know a lot of criminals personally. Like we went to school together or we ran around together in Crime Alley when I was growing up. It would be kinda awkward if they kidnapped me, and the big bads aren’t interested in vigilante phone numbers as far as I can tell.