“Damn Thats Crazy”

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

Don't forget that the normalization of anti-vaxx sentiments has DIRECTLY contributed to this. RFK jr has blood on his hands.

Also deregulating our food, water and air is also killing us so thanks RFK u fucker

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

Just sleep

There’s no fucking way that works