drippingbat

Her name is Alice. She's a biomed grad student who was studying alien tech for her thesis. Warlord scooped her up (as he tends to like to do with humans) because she's smart. Though she can't say she really cares too much (free housing, food, AND she gets to study aliens up close for free?????? cool no more ramen noodles only meals). Free exchange program. Originally served as his doctor/ fixed weaponry before he proposed to her.

The only problem is that she's very oblivious. She legitimately thinks she's JUST his doctor and all the proposals were just weird thank you gifts because "they're aliens they're weird". Absolutely did not understand that accepting multiple gifts (giant skulls, food, furs, etc.) would make her his wife. Kissing (gentle biting)????? Nudging her like a cat??? Hugging??? They just must be a very affectionate species, of course. Her collar translating that other yautjas refer to her as "his wife"????? Mistranslated.

Honestly she only catches on when they start sharing a bed. She also catches on that she def gained some sort of feelings for him over the months she's been on the ship/planet that she just happened to think were platonic because.... she was always in her studies on Earth, she hasn't had any time to think about romance.