"remember nbc hannibal?" i have never for one minute of my life forgotten about nbc hannibal

people who mixed soaps together in an empty bottle in the bath as a kid are wizard bloggers now

Oh boy I was really looking forward to crossing the river of the dead but it looks like a ferry doesn't come for another 20 minutes, do you guys mind sending me a reminder?

Randy, it's been 20 minutes, time to cross the river

zzzzzz

RANDY, YOUR STYX

Update: this painting is actually by Vladimir Kush, and it was painted in 2000. It still rules.

dunno what ryan ross is up to nowadays but in my opinion he and dallon weekes should take turns hitting brendon urie with hammers

when the porridge starts getting a little rowdy in the microwave so you have to open the door until it settles down

sorry should i have said oatmeal would you all have cared then. fucking sick of this website.

girls don’t want romance girls want to write a sensational and mentally disturbed novel that continues to haunt the literary world after their mysterious retreat from the public eye

dudes will literally be in public voice chats with push to talk turned off and start sniffling harder than a wild hog

not my fault if i smell a truffle when im gaming man

I hate tiktoks tbh it's like I'm a fish watching Narcissus lean over my pond

In any tomato based sauce, vodka, or any strong alcohol doesn't make the dish taste more like alcohol, it releases alcohol soluble elements from the tomato itself, making it taste sweeter, richer and more tomato than even just tomatoes themselves, this adds acidity, which is often tempered by the addition of dairy (usually heavy cream) a la vodka is not a delicate sauce, but any means, it's made with a full intention of every major ingredient hitting well above it's weight. And if you want it even better, try using a good botanical gin or a pepper vodka for even more intensity.

big fan of platonic expressions of devotion actually. yeah we're best friends of course i'd find you and hang out with you in every universe.