just one day

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

remember on icarly when spencer joined a dating website and he had to make a video but all his ideas were bad so he just uploaded a video of him eating cereal? icarly was so iconic

if you’ve ever left me a message asking me if I’m okay, or liked a post in which I was ranting about my bad day, or liked a selfie, or just anything nice like that- just know that I remember you, I am grateful for you, and you made my day better with your tiny gesture.

why tf do I get so emotional at night. who is this night bitch?? she needs to go to sleep.

me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of spongebob

youtube ads just waste their first few seconds before the skip being like “PLEASE DON’T SKIP THIS AD PLEASE PLEASE” meanwhile ppl on vine are squeezing in entire feature film amounts of material into 6 seconds for fun what i’m saying is companies need to starting hiring viners to make all their shit and stop trying my patience in general

i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds

Have an unproblematic cute. Definitely turn the song on.

Because everyday needs to begin with a smile

And again this shows up at the top of my activity feed 🔥

the thrashy thrashy by the fridge gets cuter each time

AAAAAAA

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

i feel like a lot of the time people make it seem like cutting a toxic person out of your life will be an instant weight off your shoulders and you’ll feel free and better and it’s usually like…. not that happy of a situation like it’s not FUN cutting people off but it’s often necessary. especially if it’s someone you’ve been through a lot with you’ll probably feel guilty and bad and a little regretful even though it’s the best thing for you, it’s not as easy or as instantly satisfying as it seems.