boys dont cry

hey im brewing a potion of tastes bad and fucking kills you, anyone want some?

my happy meal iceberg explained

i blog for girls who are umm relentlessly tormented. By the misery

we're all just sluts with mental illnesses and tummy problems

i love when ads for mobile games are like “play this ad if you feel stressed!” & then they proceed to show you 30 seconds of someone struggling to play the easiest match 3 game in the world in a way that’s physically painful to watch & it ends with “FAIL!! 🚫”

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

Cinderella

don’t name your children after fictional characters. if they’re transgender enough they’ll do it themselves

Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester