aim for the moon 🌙

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

i actually did draft a bunch of abortion jokes but ultimately decided not to keep them

not canceling a female celebrity until chris brown, usher, johnny depp and a multitude of those dudes are properly taken care of. i’m so serious. yall will pounce on chappell roan for being a little annoying but drake gets to top charts. absolutely not 😭