@hopesblazing
… Jake..? Is that.. That you..?
GT: Youve got it! But whos this?
GT: ...
GT: Sakes alive! Dirk is that you?

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@hopesblazing
@hopesblazing
… Jake..? Is that.. That you..?
GT: Youve got it! But whos this?
GT: ...
GT: Sakes alive! Dirk is that you?

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ooc ;; oh shit it’s munday ! usually for mundays with me, i swap weeks with out of cosplay selfies and in cosplay! next week will be a munday cosplay selfie! here’s your reminder that i am a MALE. and go by he/him! thanks lovelies and happy munday! it’s also my cat’s birthday btw
Terezi stumbles over to Jake drunkenly. "H3YYY J4K3. YOU SM3LL... V3RY GR33N. H3H3."
“Err, Terezi what exactly are you doing here? Ugh, you reek of alcohol! Do you need to come in for a moment and uh, sober up?”
“Hm? Aye, Not a lot inquire what I find! I’d be delighted to sshow you! One moment, if you may.” Sprinting off and dragging back a massive…chest that was hand-built. “I need to carry thiss eassier, I swear to my own scaless.” Kicking it open with a foot, several assortments of everything almost spilled out. “I collected gemss, old sshipyard junk….and a few other thingss.”
“Great Caesar’s ghost! This treasure is down right amazing!”
He knelt down, his eyes widening, taking it all in. Jake picks up and examines a few of the objects exclaiming things like ‘Whoa Nelly!’ and ‘Wow!’. And she got this all on her own? Man, he wished he had gills. Then he could go deep sea diving and explore forever. There’s so much to see under the water! Not going to lie, Jake was a bit jealous. This troll lives in such a wonderful environment, perfect for little adventures and big ones! But for now, he was just too excited about her nifty treasure to care about much else.
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you’re diddly darn tootin i don’t give a flippity doo da shit
Reblog if you're ok with other characters developing crushes on your characters.
Just to let people know that you will not be upset or uncomfortable if their characters do develop crushes and act/make advances to your characters! Also if you’re ok with certain characters but not others than please specify! (◡‿◡)
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REBLOG AND FILL IN WITH MUSE INFORMATION AS THEY WOULD APPEAR IN A DATING - SIM.
NAME: Jakob “Jake” English THEIR PROFESSION: bouncer at night clubs WHERE THEY CAN BE FOUND: at home or in the forest FAVOURITE FOOD TYPE: fruity FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE: straight vodka FAVORITE TRAIT: honesty WHERE THEY’D GO ON A DATE: hiking or an outdoor picnic IDEAL GIFT: he’s a sucker for flowers HOW MANY DATES UNTIL THEY GO TO BED: depends on the chemistry can be the first can be the fifteenth
“Thank goodness. Mosst of ‘em are friendly enough to approach anybody, commonly the cobras or rattlesnakess. The pythonss are fairly timid, it’ss how they are I guess.” She snorted a laugh. “I guess I am like one, to be exact. I can sswim pretty far though! Mainly, I’m out for about…3 hourss in the ocean for treassure hunting? Yeah. I don’t mind the babbling! Having anybody to talk to iss fun!”
It was taking every part of him not to jump about and run right ahead. He had to be respectful, because this was her home. Jake desperately wanted to run around the forest and look at every new thing he could. After all, he doesn’t get days off often so it’s nice to go out when he can.
“Treasure?! What kind of thingamabobs do you have? You have to show me!”
Entrance to the labyrinth, Cragside Estate - geograph.org.uk

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DIRKJAKE WEEK DAY 1 - Canon
not much else beats the gasmask/matching tattoos/kicking ass/taking names boyfriends combo
@hopesblazing
well daym i am gettin lazy sorry fer the late greetin but here it is! welcum to tha snuggly hole which is my blog its nice ta meetcha! ma names dove strider or if you prefer nicknames ladybug who are u mate? hope ur doin well so far!
GT: Ladybug! What an adorable nickname! You can call me jake. Jake english.
GT: Im in tiptop shape and i hope you are as well!
“Erm….alright. Jusst watch your sstep though, a few of my snakess can get in the way of walkin’ sometimess. It’ss hard not to accidentally sstep on one,which I have…once or twice.” Shaking her sail fin out, retracting it back under her clothes. Starting to walk, thinking for a minute. “As for me? I’m not exactly a sseadweller. I’m more of a foresst dweller, and ssomewhat like a snake. Hence my…weird hissin’ when I talk…heh.”
“Don’t worry I’d never hurt these little guys!”
“I’ve noticed the hiss thing. I was going to ask you about it, but boy howdy you sure beat me too it. So, are you kind of like, a...whatchamacallit? Oh! Right-o, a water snake? Those buggers can go in both water and on land, but certain ones spend more time on land. That sounds a bit like you then. Oh gosh, listen to me babble.”
🍙🍑🎵🔪
🍙 - Favorite snackSee this post!🍑 - Favorite fruitWell, since grapes are his favorite snack… it’s fair to say that grapes are his favorite fruit!🎵- Favorite song See this post!🔪 - Have they ever killed someone?SBURB was a terrible time. He did what he had to do. To survive.
🎵🏨 💢 🍙 💀
🎵- Favorite song
His favorite song switches all the time. At the current moment, it is Sea of Love by Cat Power. That version exactly.
🏨 - Sleeping position
It’s usually this and in the center of the bed.
💢 - Something other’s do that gets on their nerves
He absolutely HATES it when people chew with their mouth open. It’s disgusting. It literally makes him want to scream.
🍙 - Favorite snack
Shockingly enough it’s healthy. Grapes! The green ones to be exact. He can literally eat a whole bag of them in one sitting. They’re like candy to him.
💀 - What are they afraid of?
He’s always afraid that he will shut his eyes and wake up back in SBURB. He’s afraid his now happy and normal life will be taken from him.
But not that he’ll readily admit he’s still scared of SBURB. But he will admit he is afraid of clowns. Those guys are just freaky and give him the heebie jeebies.

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🏠 - What does their living space look like?
Jake lives in a not-so-good neighborhood in Tampa. He lives in a cheap studio apartment, but it’s home. Let’s keep going.
All the Little Things Meme
Get down to the nitty gritty. Send a symbol to learn about the muse!
🍑 - Favorite fruit 🍰 - Do they eat healthy or do they like junk food? ☕ - Tea or Coffee? How do they take theirs? 🎵- Favorite song 🔪 - Have they ever killed someone? 🍴- Favorite meal 🎩 - Usual outfit 🏠 - What does their living space look like? 🚿 - Do they like hot or cold showers? 🏨 - Sleeping position 🚔 - Have they ever broken the law? 🏃 - Are they athletic? 💐 - Favorite type of flower 🎹 - Do they play any instruments? 🎨 - Artistic ability 🏥 - Has they ever gotten seriously ill? 💤 - Do they like sleeping in or waking up early? 🕕 - The longest they’ve ever been awake 🔎 - Random detail about them 💢 - Something other’s do that gets on their nerves 🚬 - Do they drink/do drugs? 👶 - As a kid, what were they like? 🍭 - Do they have a sweet tooth? 🎂 - How old are they? 🎤 - Can they sing? 🔋 - What makes them feel better after a long day? 💕 - Parents 🍙 - Favorite snack 💀 - What are they afraid of?