why yes it IS a suggestion blog

even if i had all the time in the universe, it would still be too precious to waste on you.

next time you see some fancy ass brocade on someone’s extremely expensive outfit, compliment them by remarking how lovely it is and ask how many malaysian children it took to embroider it.

when something happens in real life and you’re hitting ctrl +z repeatedly and praying it works

yes i am having a depression snack of frosting right out of the container and you can judge me on it damn well never

they say wisdom comes with age but apparently manners isn’t included in that

it’s amazing how complaining is sometimes the only way to get results

can you maybe get a better hobby than bullying people because you’re bored or mistakenly think that you just can?

arizona is literally melting in the heat, but sure, climate change and global warming isn’t a thing at all. totally fake.

at that stage of summer heat aided by global warming where not even lounging like a limp noodle in a kiddie pool full of ice with five fans pointed at me in the shade will save me

people don’t need to KNOW things! especially not things that will affect their lives, of course not. can’t have that.

what do you MEAN you need these things to live? why don’t you just pay for them? so what if you can’t afford it? just sell all your personal possessions, work five jobs, and sell your blood. clearly the real problem is you lack work ethic.

not to vent but-- wait no i’m absolutely going to vent

oh my GOD shut the hell up with your self congratulatory hate filled wanking you’re so fucking boring and no one asked

you seriously don’t look like you give half a shit about people when you talk about them like they’re a pestilence. as if they are a parasitic pox upon society that can’t be allowed. you don’t have any credibility as a decent person when you condemn an entire group of people instead of addressing the real problem while pretending you have any sense of charity to them.

it’s okay not to like things. even if you’re incredibly wrong about them.

personal mission: materialize in the middle of congress and eat every iteration of terrible bills. they can’t vote on a bill that doesn’t exist.