Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

cemeteries aren't creepy they're actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

indeed.com/careers/gifmaking

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

Basically what I'm getting from the present "giving 100% at work" Tumblr discourse is that a lot of people have fairly narrow notions of what blue-collar versus white-collar jobs actually entail. There are in fact manual labour jobs where a significant chunk of your average work day consists of Fucking Around, and conversely, there are desk jobs where you crunch eighty-hour weeks for years on end until you suddenly drop dead from heart failure at age 32. It's absolutely true that you're more likely to end up in a No Fucking Around Allowed situation in a blue-collar occupation, but you can't tell whether or not someone is in that position based purely on whether or not they work in an office. Shit, call centre workers are white collar on paper, and the kind of fuckery a lot of call centre workers are subjected to involves genuine human rights violations.

Pork sausage is just inverted pig

ewww

Have courage and face the truth

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