Untitled Mess

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

i ask you this: when was the last time you frolicked? when did you last gambol? have you lately cavorted or capered?

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

I was not made for….*gestures broadly at the world*

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!

and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

That’s it, that’s distilled to their essence