shorter

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

I think more non binary characters should be fat

fat and black and brown 👍🏾

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

This is such a stupid, fake, clownshit country.

REMINDER: UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU JOIN THE US MILITARY.

*girl who hasn't shaved voice* why do i feel so horrible

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

can you lez the fuck in

beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project

ID: sticker that says “the world needs trans women more than it needs another unhappy good man. Be soft, be a girl, we’re waiting for you.” End ID

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.