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my infinite monkeys just wrote "penis". this is a good start

mine just wrote 'The Complete Works of Shakespeare', as in just those words. i feel they're just mocking me

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

hey what's good. optic blast

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here