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I havent seen very much of Detective Pikachu but Im ready to be the most annoying bastard in Ryme city, pulling around my partner pokémon Grimer in a wagon at all times

sporesgalaxy

some jerk: wow thats gross and dangerous

me: you fool. you utter buffoon. you think I feed my beloved pet industrial waste? you think I let him drink pesticides and herbicides?? You think I give him access to fucking sewage??? He eats exclusively recyclables and biodegradible trash. If we took political action to limit pesticide usage and force huge companies to stop dumping waste in unsafe areas, the Grimer and Muk population could all be much healthier and safer to be around. In this TED talk, I will

sporesgalaxy

YES my partner is a Grimer. YES I carry rubber gloves on my person at all times so I can pet him when he is a good boy. WE EXIST.

uwukawaiihours

OP what is his name

sporesgalaxy

Scrungus

#pokemon #a good post

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springenfolk2

I’m a DFW-based artist with a degree in fashion design who recently fell head over heels in love with Dungeons & Dragons. The obvious solution: I draw YOUR characters! Or fanart, if you don’t want that! That’s ok too! I’m here to work for YOU //fingerguns

Feel free to message me with any questions :D

hoozasaurus

I started an art blog with the intention of posting my and other peoples’ D&D characters! Check out my commission post for details.

springenfolk2

I’m a DFW-based artist with a degree in fashion design who recently fell head over heels in love with Dungeons & Dragons. The obvious solution: I draw YOUR characters! Or fanart, if you don’t want that! That’s ok too! I’m here to work for YOU //fingerguns

Feel free to message me with any questions :D

hoozasaurus

I started an art blog with the intention of posting my and other peoples’ D&D characters! Check out my commission post for details.

#megan draws

fogtier

here’s MY favorite dynamics

spicyblogger2

Hold up

mathematicallygay

#MWEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE #hamsteam

liquidstar

currently drinking juice with my custom krazy straw that says “bitch” while wearing comically large sunglasses and i think im finding my true self rn tbh

liquidstar

tabbythekouhai-deactivated20201

How long must you suck in order for you to finally get the juice?

liquidstar

not gonna lie it takes a few seconds but whats the point of being a bitch if im not gonna be over the top

liquidstar

special thanks to everyone in the tags kin assigning me different characters

ratt--park

Freddie Mercury would be proud of you

liquidstar

thats. literally the best thing ive ever been told thank you so much

#symphonic

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ianime0

Persona 5 the Animation | Blu-ray&DVD Covers

#persona 5 #p5 #i love this

For the first time, I’m opening commissions! I have a background in costume and fashion design, and specialize in DnD/fantasy characters, but I’m open to fanart as well!

Please feel free to message me with any questions.

#commissions #megan draws #my art #drawing

retiredmahoushoujo

new meta for gamers: taking a shower

kiyokospeaks

This is the face of someone performing a public service by tricking guys into actually having good hygiene

#overwatch #owl #i always did like jjonak

corgiteatime

Why Roadhog is hilarious

What makes tanks tanks:

Reinhardt: In a rocket powered suit of armor and has a laser shield

D.Va: Fancy mecha suit, computer deletes things from existence

Hammond: Space pod turned minefield launcher death machine

Winston: Gorilla, scientist, bubble shields

Zarya: Bubble shields, defies physics, creates blackholes

Orisa: Literal robot with a laser shield

Roadhog: Huge asthmatic farmer with a hook and a gun that shoots garbage

He doesn’t have armor. He doesn’t even have a shirt. He doesn’t even shoot bullets. He’s just a really strong fat guy with an inhaler and that puts him on par with a class of science fiction marvels. I love it.

mozg-trash

#roadhog my hero #overwatch #wholesome hog

slashzaku

#NICK NO!!!!!!!!!

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I love one (1) tired bounty hunter

#megan draws #metroid #samus #yes that is the shirt from a talking cat

freak-phone

too much art of these two neglects that she’s got several inches on him

#metroid #metal gear #a good post

soitsu

Visit Original Link

#metroid #i used to fall asleep to this

skarchomp

really weird to think that samus aran, the woman who was raised by alien birds and has had to fight multiple parasitic alien clones of herself, probably has had the most normal life out of all the major nintendo protagonists

skarchomp

Mario: *teams up with a baby version of himself to fight alien mushroom people*

Link: *gets transformed into a wolf by traveling between different dimensions due to shadow magic*

Kirby: *has a rogues gallery consisting of everything from a magician cartoon mouse to reality-warping god machines that live in space*

Samus Aran: *goes to an alien planet, beats up some jerks, collects her paycheck, goes home and reheats some leftover ravioli and passes out in front of the tv*

thestuffedalligator

The only reason Samus wears the Zero Suit for Smash Bros is so nobody knows her real off-mission wardrobe is an oversized t-shirt with an unidentifiable stain near the collar and a pair of shorts with the word “JUICY” written in an alien language written across the butt

lemonsbot

I had to draw her and add some smudged mascara. You KNOW shes too lazy to wash off her makeup after smash

#metroid #I LOVE THIS #MY HERO

mettic

i was already following matt’s channel when he originally uploaded the kirby’s epic yarn like 9 fucking years ago so SBFP dying kinda stings, but i’d like to document some of my favorite moments in the life time of SBFP:

-The original stinger of the epic yarn video, which still gets me

-Pat and Liam talking about the FF10 book, which brings pat to literal yelling

-the fucking axe

-The characterization of Wakka from FF10 as an enormous racist. This whole 50 minute video is gold but I’ll just timestamp the most legendary moment of them all

-You haven’t seen DEATH NOTE??

-Woolie and Pat forgetting that they were downloading a certain game during parasyte eve

-Woolie and Pat forgetting that they were downloading a certain game during DMC3

-Woolie choosing marvel 3 over sex with two bisexual girls

-Whens Mahvel?

-Podcast names in general

-Associating SuperBunnyHop with blackface. Google searching SuperBunnyHop still has blackface as top result

-The entire existence of Zubaz, which cannot fit in this post.

-Matt bonding over twitter with his long time idol and inspiration, japanese adult video artist Hitomi “J-Cup” Tanaka

-We have a dream

-Matt and Woolie interrupting Maximillian Dood’s Panel

-And so very much more

I’m glad to say that I was here from start to finish, but man, I’m gonna miss these guys.

#zaibatsu

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crazy-talk

Just to keep you all in the loop: although SBFP is over, this blog is still going to continue to catalogue OOC quotes from the main SBFP playthroughs as well as the Best Friends own livestreams. You’ll still get your OOC Pat/Matt/Woolie/Liam quotes, you can count on that. The server will also be staying, although some slight changes are going to be made for obvious reasons.

Anyway, blog/server business aside, here’s my copy-pasted thoughts on this whole bit of news: I think it’s important to remember that neither the playthroughs, the memories or the Best Friends themselves are going anywhere. SBFP breaking up isn’t going to change the fact Matt threw that axe into a bottomless gorge, or that Woolie stole my pie, or prevent the Al Bhed race war of 2019. Nothing is ever going to change the fact that phrases like “whah happuh?”, “big problem”, “BA-TER-EE”, “The Baby”, “fart gas”, and “shit-kids” are basically part of my vocabulary forever now.

Obviously it’s a terrible shame that Pat and Matt don’t get along anymore but please try not to dwell on that fact. Whatever problems the two of them have are personal, and we can only hope they figure it out on their own. The best thing we can do is to just continue to support them in their solo endeavours the best we can.

Anyway, if you’re sad - just remember to dab away the tears.

#zaibatsu #a good post

thathomestar

my favorite super best friendcast titles in no particular order

She Almost Stopped Mr Domino

Vape Escape

Bathroom Floor Grand Finals

Did Matt Die in Cuba?

God Supports Straight Shota

Three-fifths of a Podcast

SKYCRIMES

Oops! All Goatporn.

Aryan Resurrection

Miracle Girls Festival: Let Me Bury Your Child: Stop Me From Bearing Your Child

Should I Stop Masturbating?

Nothing Good Ever Comes In A Bucket

Richard Simmons Is The Final Boss

Goosebumps: God Arrange

You Can’t Push Baby Murder For SummerSlam

Harriet Tubman Will Never Defeat Big Bo

Underwater Racism

Crowdfund The Fourth Reich

thathomestar

since the super best friendcast has effectively ended, here are some more quality titles

Juggalos in Jerusalem

A Children’s Death Game, By Children, For Children

You Can’t Stop Us From Drinking The Sarcophagus Juice

Wavedashing Makes You Stinky

David Uncaged

Beyond Two Holes

Waluigi Remains Uncircumcised

I’LL PRESSURE YOU ON WAKEUP GIRL

Christmascast 2017: It Wasn’t About Arby’s, It Was About Abortion

You Can’t PogChamp A Plane Crash

Pat Hates When People Shoot Him

Judgment Day Must Happen To Stop Immortal Suge Knight

Have You Ever Seen A Zebra Orgasm? (feat. Plague of Gripes)

The Pope Patched Your Stillborn’s Soul Out Of Existence

The Races Must Not Mix Until Time Cube Is Defeated

The Coward Incident

! PC CURSED !

Send the Kids to the Nerf Chamber

#zaibatsu

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