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how do you keep getting into stupid ass arguments, you're like a lightning rod for idiots

I don't like driving because I'm shit at it, and as a rule I don't go behind the wheel unless there's no other person available who could. So this one time I didn't even notice I accidentally cut someone off before I heard someone yelling right behind me, impossibly loud, going

I CAST IDIOT LIGHTNING ROD

and I looked into my rearview mirror and in the car behind me was a dude with a long beard and pointy hat, flipping me off with both hands, steering with his beard.

hoovygaming

@evilwizard is this one of your shenanigans or was it some other wizard?

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wouldn't it be funny if i

sorry

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@keeper-of-magic

this shits hilarious :3

keeper-of-magic

you aint makin me click the thing. nope. nuh uh.

hoovygaming

well atleast you got me as an innocent casualty in the crossfire

keeper-of-magic

did you... not look at the reblog i did, or did your curiosity get the better of you?

hoovygaming

i didnt notice it

constellations-offical

wouldn't it be funny if i

sorry

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@keeper-of-magic

this shits hilarious :3

keeper-of-magic

you aint makin me click the thing. nope. nuh uh.

hoovygaming

well atleast you got me as an innocent casualty in the crossfire

thunder-opossum

Question!!

Do you wag your foot/leg like a tail? (in place of a tail bc sadly we don't have them)

Yes, mostly unconsciously

Yes, but its usually a conscious action

No

Voting ended onJan 12

keeper-of-magic

does leg bouncing count?

hoovygaming

maybe

ampervadasz

Unmute !

pumpkinsforsale

Captions

Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

End captions

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emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.

brightlotusmoon

Guess what day it is again folks

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It’s monday

brightlotusmoon

Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.

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Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically

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Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically.

rpepperpotshipssciencebros

Happy Last Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically.

hoovygaming

Happy First Monday of 2026 to those two newscasters specifically.

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@keeper-of-magic happy new year 2026

@keeper-of-magic check out my minecraft better than adventure base

#minecraft #better than adventure #minecraft better than adventure #minecraft bta

lumikore

This is all Ihave

hoovygaming

me (a tumblr user) on my way to play with this jpeg like a doll (btw cool art!)

#conscript game #this game lowk peak

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“Years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.”

— I Know What You Think of Me, Tim Kreider for the New York Times

owlmylove

after YEARS of seeing this quote online and finding it to be the most deeply and resoundingly profound writing i finally found the source article and absolutely nothing could prepare me for this opening paragraph

bi-icon

Okay but the whole article is really interesting and also contains this quote which I’ve never heard before but really like:

“Anyone worth knowing is inevitably also going to be exasperating”

crittizen

this is a poem

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i couldn’t not draw this

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ok…!

luxury-nightmare

babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

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Gods, walk into traffic ONE TIME and suddenly you're a "bad girl" and "no longer allowed off the leash"

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@keeper-of-magic

not fair!!

hmph!

keeper-of-magic

well then maybe you shouldn't strike the fear and horror of a parent hoping that nothing horrible happens to you >:<

phoenix-drowning-ina-rainy-world

but the asphalt is warmmmmm

keeper-of-magic

asphalt may be warm but so is the large space heater I'm going to install in your enclosure! :3

hoovygaming

you could also repurpose an oven as an enclosure /j

peoplegettingreallymadatghosts

fell for the oldest trick in the book

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severeprincesheep

It's on the wikipedia page that literal sea people attacked out of nowhere?

peoplegettingreallymadatghosts

Never doubt my shitposts again

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hoovygaming

@keeper-of-magic the curse is lifted

dogpuppy

antirpg

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

ofide

good lord

lifeofcynch

ghostaquarius

normal-horoscopes

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

vonlipvig

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

xek-xek

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

arirna

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

esoanem

judgejudyofficial

topical :/

goldcrescent

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

Me shouting at my rash ointment

great post everyone

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aceal0tl

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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thegreenaper

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the fact elon mask genuinely might ruin the night sky for everyone makes me wanna sharpen my shovel and get to work

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For those who are confused, SpaceX has been putting a metric fuckton of little sattelites into low earth orbit, and they’re well on their way to making earth-based visual astronomy impossible.

Like, this was a picture taken by an observatory in Arizona