Remember who you are

This is a manipulation tactic that men use to make it such a pain in the ass to set a boundary with them that you don’t attempt it again

I’ve been told this before and my response was “Sounds great. Glad we agree.” they always look immediately shaken and surprised.

my mom does this jcjzjsjjsjs

,,, my dad also does this

this is what i wanna see from robert pattinsons batman 

Ok but this just shows how fucking ridiculous the female character animations are LMFAO what the fuck is that walk

😩😂😂😂😂😩🤣🤣 omfg 😆

i wish someone would look at me the way i look at pizza

Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

scar plz…

I already knew, but it's nice to have a chart.

Well I didn’t know that chipotle was a raisin jalapeño

a survival instinct if you may

^ that one!

Listen, if you give me only verbal instructions, understand that I will not understand a word you said no matter how good they were if it’s more than one or two steps

please give the instructions on a piece of paper so i can forget that i have it in 5 minutes