Prodigious

My feet with horrify you, my face will mortify you, my bare ass will inspire you

te amo?? more like te quila

So this is excellent because it’s a play on “tequila” AND a correct conjugation of “quilar” meaning “to fuck”

Ugh ugly people probs

Buster is a true advocate for confidence and self love

find me in the grocery store cursing at packaged food items for unnecessarily containing fucking animal products.

me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

this is never not funny