the minor fall and the major lift

i have a suggestion

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane