the minor fall and the major lift

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

happy pride I'm glad I'm gay I'm glad you're gay I'm glad we're both gay and alive

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich