the minor fall and the major lift

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

"Doomed yaoi" this "doomed yuri" that what about doomed found family. What about finding comfort in these new people after going through so much on your own—a community, a solace, a home to come back to. Caring for them with all you've got, only to realize that it wasn't going to work, ever, no matter what you tried. Only to have it ripped apart, no matter how much you tried to hold them close. Found family that becomes lost family. Found family that takes your heart with it when they go.

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

deadbeat group chat member