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Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

I want this on a bumper sticker

I want this on a billboard

This is really cool

alright but here’s the real personality quiz: do you wear a fabric mask with some kind of pattern or a plain colored mask, or one of those disposable masks that they use in hospitals?

#nomoremasks

@zim-invader-0623 thought you’d find this cool

My sms

My Chm

Rr Chrit

My Chstms

ey chit

ey chsts

Mrry chistms

Mrry chrtma

Merry chrisms

I’m another My Chm! Ha!

Mrry Chrms!

Merry Chrstms

Y Ch

Ey Ct

Merry crsms

Me chisms

M Htm

Doing this simple task is hurting my brain cells.

If you’re ever in an Irish speaking part of Ireland (Gaeltacht), and you see a mother with her child, tell her, “Ith an páiste.” It’s a beautiful way of saying, “Your motherhood glows with radiance and grace.” There is no English equivalent for this so give it a go!

It’s just a modest proposal

You can trust Irish people except when they’re smashed. Trust me I’m half Irish.

This is epic!!!

Someone photoshop this Bulbasaur riding a motorcycle!

Yes please

Awwwww

Squeak!

russian kinder surprise

That looks like it’s made of coal.

It tasted like coal

you ate a vase

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

how the fuck do you look at a vase or table ornament and think “this is chocolate I will bite it” 

Fucking weird

Bout to send some fools to God

OK this is like…..aesthetic!?

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon…”

“uh oh sisters” *shoots demon*

Must be catholic school nuns lol

the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know

Yeah sounds like the 10 kid family that lives in the house behind mine. Now they have a trampoline. Shoot myself every summer.