I'm A Lesbian

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

Debasing the beautiful purity of the Triple Dipper for internet points......truly demons prowl amongst us 😭

I gotta be real with you, man: Chili's is NOT a "celebration of food", or at least it isn't anymore. Applebees beats it in every respect. (I've been on a food journey for the past few months, trying new restaurants for lunch)

ughh. why does my head hurt

Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)